follow my blog, it’s gluten free
This is a story about the worst burrito ever.
This is fucking legendary.
this is it
this is the vine that killed me
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
Got braces today - got this shirt
We will rock you!
This made me hear something with my eyes instead of my ears.
that’s the power of queen, my friend.
"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"
"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"
"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"
accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life
i think we found the opposite of nash greir